But I know a bunch of other things that are, so Happy Human Rights Day everyone, here's my true tale of free.
It all begins with my first attempt at shopping with coupons. It was a little tricky and I didn't do as well as I could've (learning experience!), but I still managed to get about $60 of stuff more than half-off and about $30 of stuff absolutely FREE! I can't cry about that, now can I? - even if I could've gotten the first batch for 75% off. So yeah, I'm diggin' the coupon scene.
That was Monday. Tuesday my water heater decided to try its hand at becoming a geyser. It did a pretty good impersonation, so good that I get my bedroom carpet and bathroom/laundry room slate steam cleaned and new flooring for my living room and dining room courtesy of Advanced Restoration and my Farm Bureau Home Insurance. I also got two nights at a hotel where the kids got to swim in the indoor pool, plus a house full of air-blowers that turn the carpet into a bouncy house. Of course, there's that $500 deductible, but we get credit for any work we do to help in the clean-up etc.
Wednesday brought its own type of free joy in the form of tree removal. Trees Inc was around trimming trees for the power company and when I mentioned that we were planning on completely removing the mulberry in the front yard, the arborist replied that he could do that for us. "How much?" I asked. "Free." Yippee skippee! I've been trying to get rid of that tree for years and now this lovely fellow is offering to chop it, mulch it, haul it away, and herbicide it to keep it that way! Bring it on!
So that is my story of free. It is a story that continues on into the future...and always includes the staple frees like food from the parents, eggs and produce from the grandparents, movie rentals from Marvene, and tending from all sorts of wonderful people; plus random happy frees like a big bag of baby clothes from Maridee and leg warmies from Rayn.
On another free note, we're going to be shaking our four pecan trees this Wednesday (the 21st) after 3, so if anyone wants some pecans (round or long) come pick yourselves up some free yummy goodness! Tell your friends, there is plenty for everyone. Yes, you do the picking up :o)