I am definitely in the running for worst housekeeper EVER. People generally hear me say that and jump to console me saying that their house is also a mess, or that clutter is not as bad as filth. Well I'm here to tell you, and I'm sure my mother could confirm this, I'm not just making this statement out of false modesty - I really am a horrible housekeeper. If you have stopped by my house more than once, you too would be convinced of this reality. (Insert one of the many pictures my sister has of me actually cleaning as proof that it happened once in a long while.)
It's not so much that I don't like a clean house or that I don't like to clean the house or that I don't know how to clean the house. It's more a combination of being an incurable procrastinator plus a bit of a cleaning perfectionist - toss in the fall-out from having been depressed like left-over mess, ingrained bad habits, a lack of routine, and a poorly trained family - and you begin to get the picture. Luckily, I've learned a few tricks to circumvent these personal difficulties and have a very forgiving, long-suffering, dish-washing spouse.
With this said, you will understand my JOY when I relate my excitement over having a clean bathroom. It has been beyond disgusting in there what with it being the only bathroom we have (which is in a constant state of being remodeled) and having a recently potty trained boy who is easily distracted, a family who likes to leave their clothes on the floor, and children who are at a toilet paper unrolling stage. I'll kindly not tell you how long it's been since the bathroom was well and truly cleaned - it would most definitely offend your sensibilities, but as of Saturday it is CLEAN!
Levi took the short, messy things to Grandma's while I busted out all sorts of cleaning chemicals and two hours later I emerged successful - not to mention a tad bit sore. And so it is that this morning as the two messy things were getting cleaned up in the tub, that I could only rejoice in the whiteness of the tub and tile and smile. *sigh of contentment*